gosh i'm ridiculously fat. hello new year.
I'm going to bed. I can't be fucked to stay up...
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
first 25 to reblog, one solo :)
tropicall-paradise: must be following me http://tropicall-paradise.tumblr.com/
ask me some personal questions →
New Year's Resolution no.1: Sort out my trust...
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
when i'm feeling lonely i don't ask for a...
that’s all that i want right now